Old Man Kennedy is called home from work by Mrs.
Kennedy. Something bad has happened,
something very, very bad. The Girl
doesn’t go to school that day, or the next day, or the next. She doesn’t return calls to Alyssa or Cookie
or Harrison.
Two weeks later, the Kennedy family suddenly transfers to
another city.
The Girl grows up there, in this other city, as normally as
she can. The Girl doesn’t allow herself
to miss her friends or anything about Kensington. Especially Cookie.
The Girl grows up, graduates, and moves on from high school
straight to Police Academy. She does
very well, even though her mom passes away the fall of her Junior Year. The Girl becomes a detective, and she is
extremely good. She has the brains and the balls for this line of
work. She is a prodigy in fact. Her
trick is that she teaches herself to know how they think. She has at her disposal the T.A.P.S. National
security database, and, of course, her gut.
The Girl is the pride of the City. Other towns even call her in to consult. The Girl catches lots of Bad Guys, but,
unfortunately, a lot of Bad Guys go free.
One day, by chance, the Girl finds herself alone with a Bad
Guy. The Bad Guy – foolishly – assaults
the Girl. The Girl assaults him
back. . . and in the process kills him very, very
dead. No files are charged. The Girl begins to learn something about
Justice.
Old Man Kennedy passes away and the Girl moves back to her
hometown. Everything has changed. The people and places she loved have all but
disappeared.
The Girl retires from catching Bad Guys, at least the really
Bad Ones, the Creeps. The Girl figures
out how to figure out what the Bad Guys want
– because they are so very easy. 9 times
out of 10, just pretend you have a penis.
This makes getting in to a Creep’s head embarrassingly easy. They just aren’t complex creatures, she
finds, at least 9 times out of 10.
The Girl becomes what they want: a tart from the East Side, a defenseless
co-ed, a single girl with more money than discretion. Let them come to her, the Girl figures, let
them do all the hard work – and they always do.
And so the Girl becomes a flirty tramp in Catholic
school-girl drag. And so Donnie Gomez
follows her home, through the arts district, and lets himself in to Old Man
Kennedy’s house, in hopes of having his base, Neanderthal way with her. And so the Girl subdues him and beats him
severely and professionally without leaving any marks. And so the Girl takes the Creep to the chapel
at Sacred Heart and executes him with a makeshift gallows.
But The Girl knows that she has only found the more stupid
and less original of the two killers.
What the true Alpha wants escapes the Girl. She can’t seem to get into Alpha’s head, but
she doesn’t know why. Alpha is that 1 in
10.
But the Girl is fortunate in that she has a very good friend
who appears inexplicably out of her past and, unbeknownst to him, helps to
construct the design by which the killer, Alpha, will be ensnared.
What the Girl does not realize, however, is that the truth
of the killer’s identity will break her heart.
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